Don't Ask, Won't Tell

Let me see if I have this straight:

1) George W. Bush is running for President based on his glorious, miraculous record as our "war President".

2) Anyone who questions Bush's policies or criticizes his record of performance is unpatriotic and endangering the troops.

Of course, the second part only applies to other people, since Bush himself has never yet admitted to ever making any mistakes at all.

I think it has something to do with his being in a state of grace, within which it is impossible to do or think incorrect things. Certainly, it's been clear for a long time that Bush lives in a space, a universe, very different from ours.

Yep, he's our Warp Resident, all right.